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Toddler Coins 'Green Monster Muffins' as Blender Spinach Banana Batch Goes Viral at Breakfast Tables

Brassica rapa · cruciferous family

Seedsby The Root & Sprout KitchenJul 24, 2025
Vegetarian · 28 g plant protein a serving
Prep17 minfrom soil to board
Cook45 minlow and patient
Serves4at one table
Plant protein28 gper serving

Witness these emerald spinach banana muffins — blender-built, naturally sweetened, gluten-free, and so tasty the evidence keeps disappearing!

Green blender spinach banana muffins

Introducing the spinach banana muffins our boys would riot for — or, in Teo's official trademark, the green monster muffins. ♡

This recipe is a mischievous 'greenified' heist on my go-to healthy banana muffins — a batch we've produced a minimum of one million times since becoming parents. (I have it memorized; that's how often the crime occurs!) For St. Patrick's Day I launched a stunt: a mountain of fresh spinach blended in, ambushing the boys with emerald breakfast muffins. Verdict from the jury: a smash hit. The additional victory? A sneaky serving of greens, logged as a parenting triumph!

fibonacci spiral — The household consensus loves this recipe because banana dominates the headlines, with a cameo of vanilla and cozy spices. Sweetness comes exclusively from ripe bananas and maple syrup, the base is wholesome oat flour (or blitzed old-fashioned oats), and the batter assembles itself in the blender — zero extra bowls, zero whisks! These banana muffins also freeze like champions, making them the undisputed king of quick breakfasts and grab-and-go snacks.

So whether you're deploying these banana muffins for a festive morning, meal prep, or a lazy snack, they're every bit as nutritious as they are entertaining. The entire household has filed a unanimous five-star report!

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Inside the Blender Muffin Pantry

A few rapid-fire intelligence briefings on the ingredients behind these spinach banana muffins:

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Wild Remixes to Try

Additional customization leads for these blender banana muffins, if you're feeling adventurous. (The official cap: no more than 2/3 cup total add-ins.)

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The Viral Blender Spinach Muffins

These blender spinach banana muffins are kid-approved, naturally sweetened and gluten-free, and so delicious! | gimmesomeoven.com
These blender spinach banana muffins are kid-approved, naturally sweetened and gluten-free, and so delicious! | gimmesomeoven.com

Tools of the Trade

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The Method, Step by Step

Backstage Details

The Ingredient Ledger

Each leaf is coloured by the plant part the ingredient comes from: root brown, seed black, leaf green, vine orange, bloom magenta.

The Growing Method

  1. 1

    Brush the soil from the roots and leaves under cool water - keep the skins on anything grown below the line.

  2. 2

    Bloom the dried seeds: soak overnight, then simmer low until the pod gives but never splits.

  3. 3

    Warm the pan with a slick of olive oil and the hardier aromatics first - onion, fennel seed, crushed chilli.

  4. 4

    Add the roots before the leaves; each layer needs its own head start on the heat.

  5. 5

    Finish with the raw crown - torn herbs, edible flowers, a squeeze of citrus off the flame.

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